You are now reading a temporary format that I loaded from Blogger. I had been working on my own format; however, I came across technical details and I just can't use it. I didn't know until I tried loading it so several months of work is down the drain...bummed...me.
So here's the no-nonsense format. To tell the truth I kind of like it better. For you guys who don't know, setting up a new year means I make new folders and templates for the new year for stories and columns; however, I did something that no one should ever do and as a result I couldn't do the updates.
Instead of shutting down windows, in a drunken stupor I signed off. This means to use my computer again, I need a user name and password that I don't have. As you can guess, I worked around the problem; however, I still can't log on to the original user that was set up, but I can swipe the documents onto my new operating system.
Me, me, me, that's all I'm talkin' about today. Concerning last week, Jack Ass-en-kroft spilled the beans just like I said, so there. Delany is preparing to go to Jail and Cheny is busy shredding documents, and selling soda and magic markers to the military in Iraq at $5,000.00 a pop, meanwhile, I hear Bush is planning to go back to school to get that GED, so Cheny will be running things for a while...unless he goes to jail or something.
Speaking of Iraq, I understand they are a-scarred that there police and military aint ready and US may pull out too soon. As a result, they plan on declaring war on themselves in hopes the US will want to jump into the thick of things to make sure the wrong side don't win.
Or loose.
And now you know!
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Sunday, January 08, 2006
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Laundry, DeLay and my sacred crapper...
Looks like Congress is in for another Republican cleansing.
The head honcho lobby guy is gonna have to testify or go to jail. I'm guessing he'll spill the beans. Once again this brings out some of the dirty dealin's of Tom DeLay. Basically the lobby guy gives DeLay money and DeLay sell his Congressional vote. Previously DeLay was indicted for laundering money into his political campaign.
Personally, I don't think he's smart enought for all this stuff goin' on all at once. I'm sure there's more we don't know about. My guess is he got help from Bush's advisor who worked with Cheny, the king of all money laundering and my hero.Cheny and I have a great deal in common, meaning we'll both sell our brothersfor a buck...what a guy!
With my great respect for Cheny being quite well known, folks at the office even started calling me "Dick." If Cheny has managed to keep Bush out of jail all these years, I don't worry about him ever getting caught. He's just that smart!
I know Bush had been wire tapping for a number of years now, but I never thought much of it. I figure it's unconstitutional but he'll get away clean. Bush is a Weeble, he wobbles, but he don't fall down.
Anyway, my phone started being tapped back in 2003 right before the war. No one from the middle east has ever called me, because I don't know anyone from there. But my blog has criticized the war since the begging. I would guess in they eyes of Bush, Republicans, and China's red army, disagreement makes a criminal. Thus the wire tap.
Right after the first month of criticism, cable guys were fooling around my house at least twice a week. I think it was most obvious when I caught the cable guys pokin' around with wires with a flashlight under my porch around 11 pm on a Sunday night. I came out and confronted them, and they said there was a problem with the cable and they are just checking that my feed was ok.
Did I mention I don't have cable. I have direct tv because they kick ass, twice as much channels for half the price.
Anyways when I told them I don't have cable they said the phone lines were acting up...I pointed to the truck which clearly said "Co* Cable". They said they were just "using" the truck and made an exit after a hearty, "Looks like all the lines are ok, time to call it a night."
Oddly enought I found their truck parked outside my house at least once a week. Ten years ago, this would have freaked me out 'cause I was a beer drinkin', pot smokin' truck drivin' man. But these days I never do nuthin' I'm not supposed too so I'm not worried about it.
Now if Bush's minions of evil took a video of me on the crapper and posted it on the web, then I'd be pissed!!! The crapper is a sacred place to me.
AND NOW YOU KNOW!
The head honcho lobby guy is gonna have to testify or go to jail. I'm guessing he'll spill the beans. Once again this brings out some of the dirty dealin's of Tom DeLay. Basically the lobby guy gives DeLay money and DeLay sell his Congressional vote. Previously DeLay was indicted for laundering money into his political campaign.
Personally, I don't think he's smart enought for all this stuff goin' on all at once. I'm sure there's more we don't know about. My guess is he got help from Bush's advisor who worked with Cheny, the king of all money laundering and my hero.Cheny and I have a great deal in common, meaning we'll both sell our brothersfor a buck...what a guy!
With my great respect for Cheny being quite well known, folks at the office even started calling me "Dick." If Cheny has managed to keep Bush out of jail all these years, I don't worry about him ever getting caught. He's just that smart!
I know Bush had been wire tapping for a number of years now, but I never thought much of it. I figure it's unconstitutional but he'll get away clean. Bush is a Weeble, he wobbles, but he don't fall down.
Anyway, my phone started being tapped back in 2003 right before the war. No one from the middle east has ever called me, because I don't know anyone from there. But my blog has criticized the war since the begging. I would guess in they eyes of Bush, Republicans, and China's red army, disagreement makes a criminal. Thus the wire tap.
Right after the first month of criticism, cable guys were fooling around my house at least twice a week. I think it was most obvious when I caught the cable guys pokin' around with wires with a flashlight under my porch around 11 pm on a Sunday night. I came out and confronted them, and they said there was a problem with the cable and they are just checking that my feed was ok.
Did I mention I don't have cable. I have direct tv because they kick ass, twice as much channels for half the price.
Anyways when I told them I don't have cable they said the phone lines were acting up...I pointed to the truck which clearly said "Co* Cable". They said they were just "using" the truck and made an exit after a hearty, "Looks like all the lines are ok, time to call it a night."
Oddly enought I found their truck parked outside my house at least once a week. Ten years ago, this would have freaked me out 'cause I was a beer drinkin', pot smokin' truck drivin' man. But these days I never do nuthin' I'm not supposed too so I'm not worried about it.
Now if Bush's minions of evil took a video of me on the crapper and posted it on the web, then I'd be pissed!!! The crapper is a sacred place to me.
AND NOW YOU KNOW!
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