MY FUCKING, PISSY, SHIT!

I'm guilty of not keeping up with my own site and after reading Stephen's and Bel's last entries, I read a lot about fucking, piss, and pooping.

My, my, how did it come to this?

I'm a good Christian man, but my blog's don't have the traffice of those who spew out the evil words of fucking, pissing, and pooping, which I believe to be a sin. However, since those columns really bring in the traffic, I have given up my vow to abandon my evil ways and will now write a horrible tale of the likes which has never left my mouth.

Engorge yourselves, evil doer's with the following tale:

I let the kitty outside today, and I am quite sure he had partaken in sexual relations with a stray cat, and prayed for him. During my work out that day I had noticed a foul stench. I examined the litter box which I share the space with and found Moe (my kitty) had partaken in a gastric delight which left the foul odour. Having drank a great deal of water during the work-out I had to use the restroom to release the pressure which is part of a natural and healthy digestive system.

There you bastards, I hope your happy...I feel sooooo dirty.

I have soiled myself to the very dregs of my soul. GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL.

But then again we really need the traffic, because I haven't posted a new story for several months. But not too worry! Fans of "Mr. Sock-for-a-head" we have a special treat just for you!

I would like to write more, but I now must go to the bathtub and scrub my skin until it bleeds...I must scrub off what I have become.

And now you know!

COMING NEXT: More shit!